From:  Paul Kasper

   Dated:  July 25, 2017

Subject:  Bumper Stickers Seen on Military Bases

  • ​​101st Airborne Division -  "When it comes to Combat, care enough to send the very best".  ​"When in doubt, empty the                         magazine." 
  • ​"Sniper?  You can run, but you'll just die tired!"
  • "Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume" 
  • "Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything." 
  • "U.S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."
  • "U.S. Air Force - Travel Agents To Allah"
  • "The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight" 
  • "Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back"
  • "What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil"
  • "Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775" 
  • "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It" 
  • "Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"
  • "It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden ?- It was Our Job To Arrange The Meeting" (Gen H. Norman Schwarzkopf ) 
  • "Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just a Vulgar Brawl"
  • "One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support"
  • "My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College and Protest"
  • "A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers" 
  • Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world.  But the US military doesn't have               that problem."


Bumper Stickers Seen on Military Bases

August 2017

    From:  Rick Fredericksen

   Dated:  July 25, 2017

Subject:   Bumper Stickers Seen on Military Bases

These are wonderful, Paul!

Rick Fredericksen


    From:  Ken Kalish

   Dated:  July 27, 2017

Subject:   Bumper Stickers Seen on Military Bases

Navy: 

  • I’ve got 16 inches. 
  • The winner of a naval battle is the one still afloat. 
  • I can kill you from 500 miles away, so don’t piss me off. 
  • If you can’t make turns at 35 knots you shouldn’t be in the fight. 
  • Sewer pipes run deep, and that ain’t no shit. 
  • Coffee.  Almost as important as blood. 
  • Chiefs run the Navy.  They can also run on water. 
  • Never piss off the cooks or the corpsmen. 
    Ken Kalish


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