From: Paul Kasper
Dated: July 25, 2017
Subject: Bumper Stickers Seen on Military Bases
- 101st Airborne Division - "When it comes to Combat, care enough to send the very best". "When in doubt, empty the magazine."
- "Sniper? You can run, but you'll just die tired!"
- "Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume"
- "Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."
- "U.S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."
- "U.S. Air Force - Travel Agents To Allah"
- "The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"
- "Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back"
- "What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil"
- "Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"
- "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"
- "Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"
- "It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden ?- It was Our Job To Arrange The Meeting" (Gen H. Norman Schwarzkopf )
- "Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just a Vulgar Brawl"
- "One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support"
- "My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College and Protest"
- "A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers"
- Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But the US military doesn't have that problem."
Bumper Stickers Seen on Military Bases
August 2017
From: Rick Fredericksen
Dated: July 25, 2017
Subject: Bumper Stickers Seen on Military Bases
These are wonderful, Paul!
Rick Fredericksen
From: Ken Kalish
Dated: July 27, 2017
Subject: Bumper Stickers Seen on Military Bases
Navy:
- I’ve got 16 inches.
- The winner of a naval battle is the one still afloat.
- I can kill you from 500 miles away, so don’t piss me off.
- If you can’t make turns at 35 knots you shouldn’t be in the fight.
- Sewer pipes run deep, and that ain’t no shit.
- Coffee. Almost as important as blood.
- Chiefs run the Navy. They can also run on water.
- Never piss off the cooks or the corpsmen.
Ken Kalish